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10 inches tall.

Matte finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

10 inches tall.

Matte finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

10 inches tall.

Matte finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

Get 10 stickers for $10 when using code STICK10 at checkout

• Printed on sturdy 100 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

Size guide

• 11x17 inches
• Exact replication of Shawn Coss's original watercolor painting
• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

Elevate your art with our signature Greywash Set, a perfect tool for artists seeking to add depth, and rich tones to their work. This set features a curated selection of grey shades, carefully designed to blend seamlessly and create stunning gradients and soft shading effects.

These pigments offer unmatched fluidity and consistency, allowing you to explore a variety of techniques from delicate washes to dramatic contrasts.

Each bottle features a heat-sealed, tamper-resistant twist cap for secure dispensing. 

Lot numbers and expiration dates are clearly printed on every bottle. 

Allegory Greywash is entirely vegan-friendly.

Elevate your art with our signature Greywash Set, a perfect tool for artists seeking to add depth, and rich tones to their work. This set features a curated selection of grey shades, carefully designed to blend seamlessly and create stunning gradients and soft shading effects.

These pigments offer unmatched fluidity and consistency, allowing you to explore a variety of techniques from delicate washes to dramatic contrasts.

Each bottle features a heat-sealed, tamper-resistant twist cap for secure dispensing. 

Lot numbers and expiration dates are clearly printed on every bottle. 

Allegory Greywash is entirely vegan-friendly.

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

5 inches tall.

Matte finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

Guaranteed to be your new go-to shorts. You’ll want a pair for every day of the week (don’t forget laundry day). These are not cotton shorts, they are a bit stretchy, have more of a basketball shirt/swim shorts feel to them. Can also be doubled as swim shorts. Sublimation printed for ultimate longevity of the design and integrity of the garment. These are made to last.

SIZE UP

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets

Size guide 

Guaranteed to be your new go-to shorts. You’ll want a pair for every day of the week (don’t forget laundry day). These are not cotton shorts, they are a bit stretchy, have more of a basketball shirt/swim shorts feel to them. Can also be doubled as swim shorts. Sublimation printed for ultimate longevity of the design and integrity of the garment. These are made to last.

SIZE UP

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets

Size guide 

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

Designed by our buddy Heather B. 

Comes in 11x14 on high quality matte paper.

8 fun and spooky halloween/dark themed prints to decorate your walls all year round!

Includes

1 - Im Not Okay

1 - So Long and Goodnight

1 - Trick or Treater 1

1 - Trick or Treater 2

1 - Ghostface 

1 - Ghostface Pumpkin 

1 - Ghost

1 - Bert Gimm O' Lantern 

• 5.6 oz., 100% cotton, 20 singles
• Acid Washed
• Any Means Necessary embroidered on collar
• Find Comfort in Darkness embroidered on left chest
• Pre-shrunk
• Relaxed fit
• 1x1 baby rib set-in collar
• Drop shoulder
• Tubular

• 11x17 inches
• Exact replication of Shawn Coss's original watercolor painting
• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock

Heres our first dad hat drop of the year. This is a low profile baseball style pull tab backed hat. Easy to match any outfit. Supreme quality embroidery and excellent quality fabric. This is a hat youll wear for years. You may wanna buy a backup, because we only made 50.  

• Black Thong with white Hannya print
• Soft + Comfy double layer structure design.
• Tag-less. 
• 95% cotton + 5% spandex

Size Chart:

Small size : 0-2

Medium size: 2-4

Large size: 4-6

XL size: 6-8

2XL size: 8-10

if you're in between sizes, size up! 

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock
• 11x17 inches

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

As always this item is limited edition and once its sold out, we will never restock it! snag one while you can! Limited to 50 pieces made!

• 100% combed cotton 
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

• 100% cotton chino twill
• Strapback
• Our Hyena as a broken heart <3 <3 <3

• 11x17 inches
• Exact replication of Shawn Coss's original drawing
• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock

• 9 oz. / 305 gsm
• Premium heavyweight fleece
• 2 Panel hood
• Tipped drawcord
• Half-moon neck patch

Based off the Shakespearian quote, and forgotten by many where the words came from, and that hell is here on earth. 

• 6 oz. / 200 gsm
• 100% premium heavyweight ring-spun combed cotton
• 1 inch collar 
• Pre-shrunk
• Relaxed fit
• Tubular
  

• 6 oz. / 200 gsm
• 100% premium heavyweight ring-spun combed cotton
• 1 inch collar 
• Pre-shrunk
• Relaxed fit
• Tubular
  

• 11x17 inches
• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock

I see the world and all the creatures in it, / I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach. / 'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand, / with the destruction of this worthless jungle land.

• Printed on sturdy 80 lb cardstock - 11x17 inch
• Created by Shawn Coss & Kris Wilson of Cyanide and Happiness
• Not your children's Fern Gully

Hiro is ready for adoption in this adorable 8-inch Sprout sized plushie! 

Sushi chef by day and ninja by night, Hiro is on the path to finding his inner warrior… though it may be a long road ahead. He’s a lovable dreamer with aspirations rivaled only by his greatest foe: his clumsiness.

Whether he’s turning the sushi kitchen into a dojo or using chopsticks as nunchaku, his martial arts skills—if you can even call them that—are as unpredictable as his footing. He might not be the coolest ninja, or even a halfway decent one, but his relentless optimism and dweeby charm make it impossible not to root for him. Hiro reminds us that greatness isn’t all about perfection—it’s about perseverance.

Introducing Hiro the Pig Tater: the super-soft and ultra squishy version of our beloved Hiro the Pig. This adorable wanna be ninja comes in a round form, perfect for cuddling and comforting. Get ready for some pig-tastic adventures with Hiro the Pig Tater. (No ninja skills required!)

• 2 inch soft enamel pin with dual rubber clasps

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

8 inches wide.

Matte finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.

5 inches tall.

Holographic finish.

Split back for easy peel.

Waterproof.